Russia Probe Unveils Plot to Turn the Potato into Vodka
As the FBI’s investigation into Russian meddling heats up, an unexpected twist has pulled national attention towards the University of Florida. The investigation has uncovered an...
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Student Breaks Out Favorite Sweater for Fall, Melts
There hasn’t been much of a chill in the ‘Ville this fall, but that hasn’t stopped freshman Anna Roberts from pretending Florida has seasons. Recently, her...
Protests Errupt After Professor Admits “The Good Life” Doesn’t Exist
Freshman are taking to the streets in protest after a professor’s disturbing comments concerning everyone’s least favorite class. The students claim the class has lost...
Archer Road to Expand to 14-Lane Superhighway
For years, the residents of Gainesville have been brainstorming how to reduce traffic on and around Archer Road to no avail. The conundrum was finally...
SG Political Debate Derails Thanksgiving Dinner
UF freshman Jenna Laughlin knew the political debate was inevitable when she sat down to Thanksgiving dinner. “Especially in this political climate, debates should be...
Breaking: Turlington Missionaries Convert Each Other
A three-hour religious debate which erupted in Turlington Plaza between Jehovah’s Witness missionary Jethro White and Mormon preacher Josef Smithson ended in two tearful religious...
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