Reitz Renamed “Ted Bundy Student Union” to Avoid Controversy
Members of Student Govnerment voted unanimously last week to rename the Reitz Union in honor of Ted Bundy. The building was formerly named after J. Wayne...
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Reitz Union Barbershop Caught Using Samurai Swords to Cut Hair
College freshman Emma Adams began her adult life determined to make up for her lackluster personality with an attention-grabbing hair color. After bleaching and dying...
UF Decriminalizes Murdering Person in Your Booked Study Room
When it comes to booking library study rooms, every University of Florida student has felt the urge to commit murder. Thanks to a revolutionary new...
Dennis Discovered Living in Highly Unstable “Dimension D”
After years of conjecture, UF physicists have confirmed the existence of “Dimension D”, the home of Dennis, otherwise known as “the Turlington dancer” or “the short shorts guy.” The dimension...
Grad Student Still Reminiscing about Study Abroad from 4 Years Ago
Studying abroad is an incredible opportunity that allows students to experience foreign food, culture, and education. For McKayla James, a grad student at the University...
Professor Responds to Student’s Email After Ten Years
A UF alumnus was astonished this week to find an email reply from a former professor in his inbox a full decade after he sent...
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