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Campus Trees Unable to Agree On Whether Or Not It’s Fall

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Despite the recent plunge in temperatures, many trees on campus are still rebelling against officially declaring it to be fall by refusing to drop...
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Student Misses Exam Week While Waiting in Jamba Juice Line

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According to one engineering freshman, Jamba Juice has taken another victim. Doug Hickman, 18, reportedly entered the Jamba Juice line for a healthy and...
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Study Group Fails Exam But Makes Lifelong Friendships

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UF’s record for longest continuous joint study session was recently set by a collection of students who came together to prepare for the first...
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Stranger in Marston Vows to Defend Laptop To His Dying Breath

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A stranger has reportedly entrusted another stranger with the responsibility of defending their laptop against the thieving hands of other strangers in Marston Library. English...
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UF Infirmary to Offer Jello/Flu Shot Combos

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With flu season kicking off, the UF Student Health Care Center has created a new initiative to motivate more UF students into getting their...
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Penalty Flag Shortage Reported After Florida vs Georgia Game

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The NCAA has declared a state of emergency this week after the organization’s entire stock of penalty flags were used at the UF vs....
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Report: Construction workers just banging on stuff

The numerous construction sites around the University of Florida have been recently revealed to actually be just a bunch of dudes banging on stuff. The...
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Freshman who is “technically a Junior” adored by all

GAINESVILLE – Being a freshman can be tough. New students often struggle with making friends, balancing schoolwork and free time, and just getting adjusted...
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Freshman blacks out on Arizona iced tea

According to eyewitnesses at local PoliSci student Rebecca Morse’s house party, a freshman student reportedly got ‘blackout drunk’ on a .99 Arizona iced tea...
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Study Group Fails Exam But Makes Lifelong Friendships

UF’s record for longest continuous joint study session was recently set by a collection of students who came together to prepare for the first...
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Girl Decorates Dorm With Exotic Tapestry From Target

A freshman student has been commended for her astounding interior design skills after she decorated the walls of her double room dorm with a...
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Grad Student Still Reminiscing about Study Abroad from 4 Years Ago

Studying abroad is an incredible opportunity that allows students to experience foreign food, culture, and education. For McKayla James, a grad student at the...
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Stranger in Marston Vows to Defend Laptop To His Dying Breath

A stranger has reportedly entrusted another stranger with the responsibility of defending their laptop against the thieving hands of other strangers in Marston Library. English...
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Engineering Master’s Student Unable to Change Flat Tire

Masters of Engineering student Johnathan Khaling was stranded for hours on Archer Road Thursday after the left front tire of his Toyota Camry ran...
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