Century Tower To Be Replaced by 200 ft. Kyle Trask Statue
As the Gator Nation prepares itself for the looming threat of the Florida-Georgia game, University boosters have been hard at work on a necessary addition...
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Graduating Senior Lands Dream Unpaid Internship
After four rigorous years of coursework and countless applications, senior John Baker accomploished his lifelong dream: an unpaid internship. “This is the best—I’m literally going...
Turlington Biker Fears No God, Rules, Or Masters
A sacrilegious bicycle rider known as the Turlington Biker has been terrorizing innocent people in Turlington Plaza. Students are cowering behind The Potato with bruised ankles and...
UF Zoologist: Tigers to be extinct by 11:00 PM Saturday
In the leadup to the highly anticipated UF-LSU matchup this weekend, one UF zoologist has made a prediction that goes beyond football; extinction. Jeff Pringle,...
Donald Trump Jr. to be Paid $50,000 in Flexbucks
On Thursday, Donald Trump Jr. is set to speak at the University Auditorium, kicking off the ACCENT Speakers Bureau fall lineup. This announcement has sparked...
UF commits blood sacrifice to appease U.S. News and World Report ranking gods
The University of Florida has been steadily climbing the U.S. News and World Report rankings over the past few years, and this month, the publication...
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