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Team Of Loveable Misfits Solves Murder Mystery, Fails Group Project

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TURLINGTON - Against all odds, and after weeks of hard work and single-minded effort, a ragtag team of loveable misfits has succeeded...
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Biochem Professor Forgets to Unmute For Entire Semester

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“I have literally not learned anything,” confided student Sarah Rangesh earlier this morning, when the penny finally dropped. “We are all definitely...
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UF To Require All Incoming Freshmen To Be Over 6 Feet Tall

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In a decision that “Definitely has nothing to do with being in the Top 5,” according to President Fuchs, UF is now...
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Entirety of UF Campus Closed for Construction

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On Sunday, the University of Florida announced that they would be taking on another massive construction project. Said to be their most...
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Rejected Gators Allowed to Pay for Cardboard Cut-out in Lecture Hall

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Hope is not lost for the 37,293 students rejected from the University of Florida mid-February. For the cost of an application fee,...
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Century Tower Debuts “Chill Lo-Fi Bell Tones To Study To”

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With exams on the horizon, and the consant hordes of students commuting across campus to study, complete an onslaught of assignments, University...
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Portal to Hell Found in Little Hall Bathroom

In news unsurprising to anyone who has ever entered a Little Hall bathroom, a demonic force has reportedly ripped open the fabric or space-time...
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Study: FSU students talk about Gators more than UF students

Results from a recent study show that the average Florida State University student talks about the Gators significantly more than University of Florida students. “That...
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Engineering student 3D prints first girlfriend

Senior engineering student Jordan Harris’ work propelled science to new heights today after he told some friends over coffee that they had successfully 3D...
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UFPD Stops Underground Scooter Racing Ring

A UFPD spokesman announced that they had stopped a heinous crime ring this week, by exposing a gang of scooter racing deviants on campus. “We...
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Harvard Declares Itself ‘UF of the North’

After being declared a top eight private school, Harvard, a research university located in Cambridge, Massachusetts, is proud to adopt a new title: ”The...
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Engineering Master’s Student Unable to Change Flat Tire

Masters of Engineering student Johnathan Khaling was stranded for hours on Archer Road Thursday after the left front tire of his Toyota Camry ran...
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Shands in Need of More Orange and Blue Blood Donations

For the first time in decades the Gator Nation appears to be facing a shortage in school pride as SHANDS begs students to bleed...
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Report: Freshman has been lost in Turlington since first class

Police responded to a call early this morning that a lost and emaciated freshman had been found in Turlington Hall. According to the report,...
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