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Mysterious Grinch-Like Figure Seen Stealing Spring Break

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A mysterious green figure has been sighted roaming around Gainesville and stealing Spring Break. This has come shortly following...
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Business Major Narrowly Escapes Pyramid Scheme

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 Senior business major Blake Wolf has managed to escape a pyramid scheme and serious charges. He agreed to speak to The Crocodile...
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UF Deletes all Social Media Accounts besides TikTok

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In an unexpected turn of events, the University of Florida has deactivated its Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, and even Linkedin accounts, leaving TikTok as the university’s...
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Gators Football to Become Contactless Sport

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The UF sports community felt shockwaves over the announcement that college football will become a contactless sport. The news comes after claims...
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Honors Student Chokes to Death on Own Ego

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Honors student and computer science freshman Emilia Emsworth recently passed away after she choked to death on her own ego.
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Recent UF Grad Unhireable Due to Lack of 10 Years Experience

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When one student recently graduated from the University of Florida with a degree in literature she soon realized her past four years...
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Good Life student reaches enlightenment

  After completing his Analytical Essay the Sunday night before it was due, “What is the Good Life?” student Tyler Oram successfully found enlightenment. In...
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UF Homecoming Parade Gets Stuck Behind RTS Bus

UF Parade Analysts have announced that the homecoming parade scheduled for this afternoon will be delayed at least 4 hours due to being stuck...
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Cicerone Walks Backwards Through Graduation

Amidst the graduation ceremonies this week, one student made waves by letting an unusual habit kick in during commencement. Gary Callio, 22, was graduating Suma Cum...
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Wow! This Study Abroad Student Became Bilingual In 10 Days!

One student who participated in a study abroad program over summer has shocked and awed her peers this week by returning this semester completely...
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UF Health physicians recommend washing hands after touching FSU students

In reaction to an outbreak of Hand, Foot and Mouth disease at Florida State University, UF Health physicians are urging any UF students to...
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Tropical storm most exciting thing to happen in Gainesville over summer

In an unexpected turn of events, something interesting has happened in Gainesville over the summer with the landfall of a tropical storm. Tropical Storm Colin,...
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New Starbucks to open inside Marston Starbucks

University of Florida President, Kent Fuchs, announced Monday that a long-awaited 7th on-campus Starbucks will be opening inside of the Marston Science Library Starbucks. The...
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Girl Decorates Dorm With Exotic Tapestry From Target

A freshman student has been commended for her astounding interior design skills after she decorated the walls of her double room dorm with a...
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