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Gators v. Aggies Game Officially Worst Part of 2020

2020 has proven itself to be a historically devastating year. After enduring months of natural disasters, socio political unrest, and a...

PaCE Program Expected To Be Fully Online In Spring

Students have become increasingly concerned about health and safety as coronavirus cases continue to rise in Alachua County. After months of speculation...

Mysterious Grinch-Like Figure Seen Stealing Spring Break

A mysterious green figure has been sighted roaming around Gainesville and stealing Spring Break. This has come shortly following...

Business Major Narrowly Escapes Pyramid Scheme

 Senior business major Blake Wolf has managed to escape a pyramid scheme and serious charges. He agreed to speak to The Crocodile...

UF Deletes all Social Media Accounts besides TikTok

In an unexpected turn of events, the University of Florida has deactivated its Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, and even Linkedin accounts, leaving TikTok as the university’s...

Gators Football to Become Contactless Sport

The UF sports community felt shockwaves over the announcement that college football will become a contactless sport. The news comes after claims...

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Tennessee Fans to Tailgate in Supervised, Mud-Filled Pen

UFPD announced Thursday that visiting Tennessee fans would be relegated to tailgating in a supervised, mud-filled pen. “This was done for both the safety...

Grad Student Still Reminiscing about Study Abroad from 4 Years Ago

Studying abroad is an incredible opportunity that allows students to experience foreign food, culture, and education. For McKayla James, a grad student at the...

Turlington Biker Fears No God, Rules, Or Masters

A sacrilegious bicycle rider known as the Turlington Biker has been terrorizing innocent people in Turlington Plaza. Students are cowering behind The Potato with bruised ankles...

Report: Freshman has been lost in Turlington since first class

Police responded to a call early this morning that a lost and emaciated freshman had been found in Turlington Hall. According to the report,...

Breaking: Treon Harris under investigation after eating Flintstones vitamin

In the wake of Will Grier’s recent suspension for the use of performance-enhancing drugs, it is now Florida’s new starting quarterback Treon Harris who...

American History TA ruins 4th of July party

Despite the fireworks, parties and parades around every corner of Gainesville today, one group of students is missing out on the festivities they hoped...

Freshman blacks out on Arizona iced tea

According to eyewitnesses at local PoliSci student Rebecca Morse’s house party, a freshman student reportedly got ‘blackout drunk’ on a .99 Arizona iced tea...

UF Health physicians recommend washing hands after touching FSU students

In reaction to an outbreak of Hand, Foot and Mouth disease at Florida State University, UF Health physicians are urging any UF students to...