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Student Wins Award for Creative WiFi Name

One clever student has won a prestigious award from the University of Florida for her innovative WiFi name. In an effort to make people like...

Study: It Really Do Be Like That Sometimes

Ever failed an exam that you spent hours upon hours studying for? Or lose your wallet at a football game? A recent study shows...

Pledge of Allegiance to be Replaced With Academic Honor Code at Football Games

The University of Florida Athletic Association is partnering with the Dean of Students to make the experience at UF football games more exciting for...

Voter Registration Advocates Expand to Midtown Bars

Next time you go out to Mid for a night of cheap drinks and wild adventures you could be approached about registering to vote. The group...

Couple Goes to Southwest Rec Once, Calls Themselves “Swolemates”

Southwest Recreation Center is a state of the art gym and many students flock to it to work out and sweat. But to some...

Student Already Statistically Incapable of Passing Class

A new academic record has been set at the University of Florida as one student has already guaranteed themselves a failing grade in a...

UFPD Stops Underground Scooter Racing Ring

A UFPD spokesman announced that they had stopped a heinous crime ring this week, by exposing a gang of scooter racing deviants on campus. “We...

RTS Buses to Save Gas by Just Slowing Down Instead of Stopping

RTS revealed an innovative new plan Monday to save money by simply prohibiting drivers to come to a complete and full stop. Saying that too...