“I have literally not learned anything,” confided student Sarah Rangesh earlier this morning, when the penny finally dropped. “We are all definitely...

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UF To Require All Incoming Freshmen To Be Over 6 Feet Tall

Rosie - September 14, 2021

In a decision that “Definitely has nothing to do with being in the Top 5,” according to President Fuchs, UF is now...

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Entirety of UF Campus Closed for Construction

Eric G - April 1, 2021

On Sunday, the University of Florida announced that they would be taking on another massive construction project. Said to be their most...

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Rejected Gators Allowed to Pay for Cardboard Cut-out in Lecture Hall

Grace - March 17, 2021

Hope is not lost for the 37,293 students rejected from the University of Florida mid-February. For the cost of an application fee,...

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Century Tower Debuts “Chill Lo-Fi Bell Tones To Study To”

Payton - December 14, 2020

With exams on the horizon, and the consant hordes of students commuting across campus to study, complete an onslaught of assignments, University...

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Marston Gator Falls Victim To Superior Towing

Rosie - December 7, 2020

It was an image that will stay burned in their minds of those who witnessed it for the rest of time. Some...

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