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Study: 90% of Gainesville Tinder Users Mistake Liking Dogs for Personality Trait

A new study held by the University’s Psychology Department has found that more than 90% of female Tinder users in the greater Gainesville area...

Syllabus Week Stood Up by 55,862 Students

After nearly five whole days of sending texts with no response, Syllabus Week is very disheartened by her rejection from the over 55,000 students...

Alachuan Hackers Misrepresent Gainesville as Vibrant College Town

Experts say a new poll ranking Gainesville as the 18th best college town in the United States is likely from a host of Alachua-county-based...

2/3 of UF Graduates Used Their One Unexcused Commencement Absence

With UF's new double-ceremony graduation policy comes new attendance standards that students have been quick to exploit. Students are granted one unexcused absent during...

SG Political Debate Derails Thanksgiving Dinner

UF freshman Jenna Laughlin knew the political debate was inevitable when she sat down to Thanksgiving dinner. “Especially in this political climate, debates should be...

Op Ed: Now Is the Time

It’s time for a change. We've all been waiting for it — putting up with this nonsense and dreaming of a day when everything...

Mullen: Stars Aligned for LSU Victory

During his weekly post-game press conference, Head Football Coach Dan Mullen attributed the team's good fortune on the moon’s position with relation to his...