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Electric Skateboarders Deem Themselves Essential Service

Citing themselves as the most important organization on campus, members of Gainesville’s electric skateboard community have declared themselves essential workers in an effort...

Feral Alligators Assume Control Over Empty Gainesville

With Gainesville a veritable ghost town during the summer of COVID-19, an army of alligators, thousands-strong, has reportedly taken control of all...

Alumni Takes Out Loan for UF Giving Day

UF Giving Day is one of the most important days of the year for students and alumni. That’s why 2018 grad...

Oaks Mall Already Sold Out of Winter Wear

A recent chill in the air has sent all Gainesville residents, especially UF students, running to the Oaks Mall to prepare. Due to the...

UF commits blood sacrifice to appease U.S. News and World Report ranking gods

The University of Florida has been steadily climbing the U.S. News and World Report rankings over the past few years, and this month, the...

UF Campus to be Demolished, Replaced with Luxury Apartments

On Sunday, the University of Florida announced that it has sold the entirety of its campus to luxury apartment developer, Bertram Construction, LLC. The news came...

The Standard to Add Mini-Target Inside Existing Target

A recent press release by Target Corp, has revealed that a new miniature Target will be opening inside of the existing Target on the...

Alachuan Hackers Misrepresent Gainesville as Vibrant College Town

Experts say a new poll ranking Gainesville as the 18th best college town in the United States is likely from a host of Alachua-county-based...

Archer Road to Expand to 14-Lane Superhighway

For years, the residents of Gainesville have been brainstorming how to reduce traffic on and around Archer Road to no avail. The conundrum was...