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Campus Trees Unable to Agree On Whether Or Not It’s Fall

Despite the recent plunge in temperatures, many trees on campus are still rebelling against officially declaring it to be fall by refusing to drop...

Study Group Fails Exam But Makes Lifelong Friendships

UF’s record for longest continuous joint study session was recently set by a collection of students who came together to prepare for the first...

Late Guy in Suit Really Wants Class to Know He Had Interview

According to his Intro to Accounting class, one student burst in through the door of his 23 minutes after the lecture had begun, and...

Study Finds Student Debt Mostly Due To Starbucks

For years, the public has been sold a lie about how the skyrocketing burden of student debt in the US was caused by increasingly...

Campus Gas Leak Revealed to be “Free Sample” from GRU 

The UFPD’s investigation of the gas leak that afflicted UF’s campus on Tuesday, March 26th has concluded, exposing a marketing stunt by Gainesville Regional Utilities....

Professor Responds to Student’s Email After Ten Years 

A UF alumnus was astonished this week to find an email reply from a former professor in his inbox a full decade after he...

Couple Celebrates Valentine’s Day by Taking Up Whole Sidewalk

Freshman couple Bob Donahugh and Olivia Thompson, or “Bolivia” as they wish to be known caused a stir this morning with their Valentine’s Day...

Frat Honors MLK Jr. with Three-Day Rager 

While many Gainesville residents are spending Martin Luther King Jr. Day volunteering or participating in the local parade, the brothers of UF fraternity Mu Lambda Kappa are celebrating the life and work...