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Summer Abroad to be Conducted Over VR Headset

One international Relations Sophomore was devastated by the news that her summer study abroad program had been cancelled due to the current...

UF Commencement to be Held via Astral Projection

In accordance with the latest Coronavirus guidance, the University of Florida has made the difficult decision to cancel all plans to hold...

Student Government Issues $12.00 Stimulus Check

In response to mounting criticism over the fact that they have done nothing to address the impacts of the Covid-19 pandemic on...

Campus Trees Unable to Agree On Whether Or Not It’s Fall

Despite the recent plunge in temperatures, many trees on campus are still rebelling against officially declaring it to be fall by refusing to drop...

Study Group Fails Exam But Makes Lifelong Friendships

UF’s record for longest continuous joint study session was recently set by a collection of students who came together to prepare for the first...

Late Guy in Suit Really Wants Class to Know He Had Interview

According to his Intro to Accounting class, one student burst in through the door of his 23 minutes after the lecture had begun, and...

Study Finds Student Debt Mostly Due To Starbucks

For years, the public has been sold a lie about how the skyrocketing burden of student debt in the US was caused by increasingly...

Campus Gas Leak Revealed to be “Free Sample” from GRU 

The UFPD’s investigation of the gas leak that afflicted UF’s campus on Tuesday, March 26th has concluded, exposing a marketing stunt by Gainesville Regional Utilities....