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UF Plant Drop to Give Out Full Size Christmas Trees

With Christmas approaching, the well-known UF Plant Drop has decided to venture away from its usual cacti and fern. This month they announced they...

Campus Trees Unable to Agree On Whether Or Not It’s Fall

Despite the recent plunge in temperatures, many trees on campus are still rebelling against officially declaring it to be fall by refusing to drop...

Student Misses Exam Week While Waiting in Jamba Juice Line

According to one engineering freshman, Jamba Juice has taken another victim. Doug Hickman, 18, reportedly entered the Jamba Juice line for a healthy and...

Study Group Fails Exam But Makes Lifelong Friendships

UF’s record for longest continuous joint study session was recently set by a collection of students who came together to prepare for the first...

Stranger in Marston Vows to Defend Laptop To His Dying Breath

A stranger has reportedly entrusted another stranger with the responsibility of defending their laptop against the thieving hands of other strangers in Marston Library. English...

UF Infirmary to Offer Jello/Flu Shot Combos

With flu season kicking off, the UF Student Health Care Center has created a new initiative to motivate more UF students into getting their...

Penalty Flag Shortage Reported After Florida vs Georgia Game

The NCAA has declared a state of emergency this week after the organization’s entire stock of penalty flags were used at the UF vs....

Oaks Mall Already Sold Out of Winter Wear

A recent chill in the air has sent all Gainesville residents, especially UF students, running to the Oaks Mall to prepare. Due to the...

Portal to Hell Found in Little Hall Bathroom

In news unsurprising to anyone who has ever entered a Little Hall bathroom, a demonic force has reportedly ripped open the fabric or space-time...