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Pledge of Allegiance to be Replaced With Academic Honor Code at Football Games

The University of Florida Athletic Association is partnering with the Dean of Students to make the experience at UF football games more exciting for...

Mullen: Stars Aligned for LSU Victory

During his weekly post-game press conference, Head Football Coach Dan Mullen attributed the team's good fortune on the moon’s position with relation to his...

‘32nd Time’s A Charm’: University of Kentucky Head Coach

Last night the University of Kentucky really showed us by winning against us for the first time since 1986. Florida fans are shocked, and...

Gators Continue Trend of Hiring Coaches That Look Like Your Dad

The Gators have found a new Head Coach for the football team in Dan Mullen. There were other strong candidates for the position but...

Gators Looking to Score Black Friday Deal on New Coach

An official from UF has announced that in the midst of all the Black Friday deals and discounts they will be shopping for a...

McElwain’s Hair to Remain on Coaching Staff

The UF Athletic Department announced they would be firing Head Football Coach Jim McElwain on Saturday. However, they were able to keep a key...

Student Has Ethical Crisis After Price-Gouging LSU Ticket

One student has reportedly suffered from some kind of existential crisis after selling his unclaimed LSU football ticket for almost 5 times the price...

Tennessee Fans to Tailgate in Supervised, Mud-Filled Pen

UFPD announced Thursday that visiting Tennessee fans would be relegated to tailgating in a supervised, mud-filled pen. “This was done for both the safety...

Gators Football Team to Practice In Hurricane Simulator

Under the cover of darkness following the NOAA’s initial forecast of Hurricane Irma, Jim McElwain and UF’s offensive line were spotted hauling massive box...