Stella

One time I received a hate comment on one of my articles, so I guess you can say I’ve made it big.

Student Finally Quits Quarantine Hobby

One psychology junior said she vowed to use her time in quarantine to finally pick up a hobby, do something productive, or...

Larry’s Giant Subs Unveils Final 25 Foot Sandwich as Farewell

For over 20 years, Larry’s Giant Subs has been a Gainesville staple - serving carb-based foods to drunk people at 4 a.m....

Summer Course Has the Audacity to be Difficult

When one UF senior decided to take an online class during the summer, he said he thought it was going to be...

Frat House Bathroom Declared Level 5 CDC Quarantine Zone

The Center for Disease Control and Prevention has announced that it quarantined a single fraternity house bathroom and restricted it to level...

Final Exams Continue Despite Societal Collapse

The University of Florida has announced that it will move forward with exam week despite the beams of society collapsing left and...

RA Attempts to Hold Floor Meeting Over Zoom

Kimberly Martin, an RA in Broward Hall, recently attempted to hold a floor meeting for her residents over Zoom.After all of her...

Alumni Takes Out Loan for UF Giving Day

UF Giving Day is one of the most important days of the year for students and alumni. That’s why 2018 grad...

Student Misses Exam Week While Waiting in Jamba Juice Line

According to one engineering freshman, Jamba Juice has taken another victim. Doug Hickman, 18, reportedly entered the Jamba Juice line for a healthy and...