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One time I received a hate comment on one of my articles, so I guess you can say I’ve made it big.

Final Exams Continue Despite Societal Collapse

The University of Florida has announced that it will move forward with exam week despite the beams of society collapsing left and...

RA Attempts to Hold Floor Meeting Over Zoom

Kimberly Martin, an RA in Broward Hall, recently attempted to hold a floor meeting for her residents over Zoom.After all of her...

Alumni Takes Out Loan for UF Giving Day

UF Giving Day is one of the most important days of the year for students and alumni. That’s why 2018 grad...

Student Misses Exam Week While Waiting in Jamba Juice Line

According to one engineering freshman, Jamba Juice has taken another victim. Doug Hickman, 18, reportedly entered the Jamba Juice line for a healthy and...

Graduating Senior Lands Dream Unpaid Internship

After four rigorous years of coursework and countless applications, senior John Baker accomploished his lifelong dream: an unpaid internship. “This is the best—I’m literally going...

21 Savage to Enroll as International Student

Shayaa Bin Abraham-Joseph, otherwise know as 21 Savage, will be joining the gator family as an incoming international student in fall 2019. The world was...

Gatorade’s Secret Ingredient Revealed to Be Freshman Tears

After years of speculation, Gatorade identified its main thirst-quenching ingredient in a press release last Wednesday. The company revealed that they've been harvesting and...

MacBook Kids Typing on Syllabus Day Just Hitting Random Keys

 After years of speculation and investigative reporting, the truth about syllabus day "notes" has been revealed. According to a recent breakthrough, students with MacBooks...