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BREAKING: Gator Baseball Accused of Murdering FSU Baseball, Pleads Guilty

After taking the series and delivering 10 straight beatings – including a 20 to 7 run blood bath – the UF baseball team was officially accused of murdering...

Activist Bros Protest Florida’s New Vape Ban

Since Florida's vaping amendment went into effect on January 8th, the University of Florida's many different bros have united to fight for their vaping...

Chauncey Gardner-Johnson Played the Peach Bowl for Free Chick-fil-A

When he declared for the NFL draft on September 26, Chauncey Gardner-Johnson vowed to play in Sunday’s Peach Bowl out of 100 percent commitment to his...

UF Locates Missing Shipment of Gatoraderall™ Before Final Finals Push

The University of Florida has located a missing shipment of Gatoraderall™ after a week of searching. The thirteen barrels, discovered in the parking lot...

UF Admits to Vaping; Becomes 10x Cooler

Some say UF was vaping before it was cool. The university has confirmed our suspicions by announcing that they will implement vape stations around...

Boos and Booze: Frats to Hand Out Natty Light on Halloween

This Halloween, visitors to UF’s Fraternity Row will get to “crack a cold one with the boys,” according to an Interfraternity Council press release. That’s...

President Fuchs and Dean Anumba Meet to Zumba

Last Thursday when the stage was set, President Fuchs started to fret: “How could I have challenged Dean Anumba? He might be the only man who knows...