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Tennessee Fans to Tailgate in Supervised, Mud-Filled Pen

UFPD announced Thursday that visiting Tennessee fans would be relegated to tailgating in a supervised, mud-filled pen. “This was done for both the safety...

Gators Football Team to Practice In Hurricane Simulator

Under the cover of darkness following the NOAA’s initial forecast of Hurricane Irma, Jim McElwain and UF’s offensive line were spotted hauling massive box...

McElwain To Out-Khaki Michigan’s Jim Harbaugh

The Florida Gators are set to finally defeat Michigan at this weekend’s matchup in Arlington, where Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh will finally meet...

UF Recommends Also Watching Quarterbacks With Eclipse Glasses

With the solar eclipse today, most students have bought bought glasses that will show them everything in darkness except the sun. UF announced today...

Basketball Fan Unaware They Don’t Have to Keep Every Pom-Pom

One UF student is reportedly completely oblivious that keeping the pom-poms given out at UF basketball games is optional, much to the dismay of...

Student Suddenly Into Gator Basketball

Around 10 p.m. Saturday night, a UF student reported that he was suddenly looking forward to the Gator basketball season. Ryan Robbins, 19, started showing...

LSU Tigers Added to Endangered Species List

Scientists and amateur football analysts have recently made the decision to add the LSU Tigers to the list of endangered animals and mascots. Their addition...

Single Cloud to Delay LSU Game

Erratic weather is once again affecting the chances of UF playing rival LSU. It was reported by SEC Network Analyst that a single cloud...

BREAKING: Roommate Now Apparently a Cubs Fan

After late-inning heroics in Cleveland Wednesday night, the Chicago Cubs earned two things: the team’s first World Series title since 1908, and a new...