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Larry’s Giant Subs Unveils Final 25 Foot Sandwich as Farewell

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For over 20 years, Larry’s Giant Subs has been a Gainesville staple - serving carb-based foods to drunk people at 4 a.m....
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Electric Skateboarders Deem Themselves Essential Service

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Citing themselves as the most important organization on campus, members of Gainesville’s electric skateboard community have declared themselves essential workers in an effort...
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Feral Alligators Assume Control Over Empty Gainesville

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With Gainesville a veritable ghost town during the summer of COVID-19, an army of alligators, thousands-strong, has reportedly taken control of all...
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Alumni Takes Out Loan for UF Giving Day

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UF Giving Day is one of the most important days of the year for students and alumni. That’s why 2018 grad...
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Oaks Mall Already Sold Out of Winter Wear

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A recent chill in the air has sent all Gainesville residents, especially UF students, running to the Oaks Mall to prepare. Due to the...
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UF commits blood sacrifice to appease U.S. News and World Report ranking gods

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The University of Florida has been steadily climbing the U.S. News and World Report rankings over the past few years, and this month, the...
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UF Campus to be Demolished, Replaced with Luxury Apartments

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On Sunday, the University of Florida announced that it has sold the entirety of its campus to luxury apartment developer, Bertram Construction, LLC. The news came...
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The Standard to Add Mini-Target Inside Existing Target

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A recent press release by Target Corp, has revealed that a new miniature Target will be opening inside of the existing Target on the...
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Alachuan Hackers Misrepresent Gainesville as Vibrant College Town

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Experts say a new poll ranking Gainesville as the 18th best college town in the United States is likely from a host of Alachua-county-based...
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