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Gators v. Aggies Game Officially Worst Part of 2020

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2020 has proven itself to be a historically devastating year. After enduring months of natural disasters, socio political unrest, and a...
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PaCE Program Expected To Be Fully Online In Spring

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Students have become increasingly concerned about health and safety as coronavirus cases continue to rise in Alachua County. After months of speculation...
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Mysterious Grinch-Like Figure Seen Stealing Spring Break

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A mysterious green figure has been sighted roaming around Gainesville and stealing Spring Break. This has come shortly following...
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Business Major Narrowly Escapes Pyramid Scheme

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 Senior business major Blake Wolf has managed to escape a pyramid scheme and serious charges. He agreed to speak to The Crocodile...
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UF Deletes all Social Media Accounts besides TikTok

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In an unexpected turn of events, the University of Florida has deactivated its Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, and even Linkedin accounts, leaving TikTok as the university’s...
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Gators Football to Become Contactless Sport

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The UF sports community felt shockwaves over the announcement that college football will become a contactless sport. The news comes after claims...
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Honors Student Chokes to Death on Own Ego

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Honors student and computer science freshman Emilia Emsworth recently passed away after she choked to death on her own ego.
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Recent UF Grad Unhireable Due to Lack of 10 Years Experience

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When one student recently graduated from the University of Florida with a degree in literature she soon realized her past four years...
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Ancient Clay Tablet Reveals Preview Staffer Origins

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A research team from the University of Florida’s archaeology department has discovered a clay tablet that sheds light on the elusive origin...
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