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Summer Abroad to be Conducted Over VR Headset
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May 20, 2020
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One international Relations Sophomore was devastated by the news that her summer study abroad program had been cancelled due to the current...
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UF Commencement to be Held via Astral Projection
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May 1, 2020
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In accordance with the latest Coronavirus guidance, the University of Florida has made the difficult decision to cancel all plans to hold...
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Student Government Issues $12.00 Stimulus Check
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April 23, 2020
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In response to mounting criticism over the fact that they have done nothing to address the impacts of the Covid-19 pandemic on...
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Campus Trees Unable to Agree On Whether Or Not It’s Fall
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December 2, 2019
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Despite the recent plunge in temperatures, many trees on campus are still rebelling against officially declaring it to be fall by refusing to drop...
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Study Group Fails Exam But Makes Lifelong Friendships
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November 20, 2019
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UF’s record for longest continuous joint study session was recently set by a collection of students who came together to prepare for the first...
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Late Guy in Suit Really Wants Class to Know He Had Interview
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October 28, 2019
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According to his Intro to Accounting class, one student burst in through the door of his 23 minutes after the lecture had begun, and...
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Study Finds Student Debt Mostly Due To Starbucks
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September 10, 2019
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For years, the public has been sold a lie about how the skyrocketing burden of student debt in the US was caused by increasingly...
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Campus Gas Leak Revealed to be “Free Sample” from GRU
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April 5, 2019
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The UFPD’s investigation of the gas leak that afflicted UF’s campus on Tuesday, March 26th has concluded, exposing a marketing stunt by Gainesville Regional Utilities....
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