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Professor Responds to Student’s Email After Ten Years 

A UF alumnus was astonished this week to find an email reply from a former professor in his inbox a full decade after he...

Couple Celebrates Valentine’s Day by Taking Up Whole Sidewalk

Freshman couple Bob Donahugh and Olivia Thompson, or “Bolivia” as they wish to be known caused a stir this morning with their Valentine’s Day...

Frat Honors MLK Jr. with Three-Day Rager 

While many Gainesville residents are spending Martin Luther King Jr. Day volunteering or participating in the local parade, the brothers of UF fraternity Mu Lambda Kappa are celebrating the life and work...

Turlington Plaza Replaced with UFPD Parking Lot

The UF Parking and Transportation Committee is finally making good on promises to expand available parking, not for students, obviously, but for the UFPD...

Breaking: Turlington Missionaries Convert Each Other

A three-hour religious debate which erupted in Turlington Plaza between Jehovah’s Witness missionary Jethro White and Mormon preacher Josef Smithson ended in two tearful...

Bus Swamped, Wants To Meet Up Another Day

Bus 2305 is so, so sorry, but it has way too much going on, and it can’t give you a ride right now. It knows...

Florida Georgia Line Announces Last-Minute Concert at Florida-Georgia Game

Country duo Florida Georgia Line announced on Twitter today that they will be playing a surprise concert during the halftime show of Saturday’s football...

UF Fails Racial Equity, Must Retake Next Semester

While the University of Florida thought that the Fall 2018 semester would be a breeze, it has already had to withdraw from AFA 101, Racial...