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Surprise Defeat for Squirrel Party in SG Election

In a shocking and unprecedented twist of fate, the wildly popular Squirrel Party has lost the Fall 2018 Student Government election by a wide margin. Despite...

Reitz Union Construction Unveiled as Permanent Art Installation

In a statement earlier today, the Reitz Union Board announced the completion of their long- awaited monument entitled “Construction.” They commissioned the piece last...