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Gators football team replaced by Gainesville Police Department

Following a successful touchdown pass to Cpl. Norman of the Gainesville Police Department, Coach McElwain has decided to replace the entire football team with...

Live: UF dad already getting pretty rowdy

We have received inside reports that a UF alumni and father of a current student is already causing a scene while tailgating for the...

Large Cloud given game ball after saving the day in Vanderbilt game

Gators Head Coach Jim McElwain has given a Large Cloud the game ball from Florida's victorious game against Vanderbilt this Saturday. McElwain said the...

Gator fans literally melt into puddles during Homecoming game

The Swamp lived up to its name earlier today during the Gators Homecoming game that was scheduled to start at noon. In true Florida fashion,...

Entire Georgia team to dress up as real football players for Halloween

As the end of October is rapidly approaching, the competition for who can come up with the most creative costume is prevalent amongst the...

Student visiting New Orleans too drunk to understand football loss

A University of Florida student visiting New Orleans for the football game against Louisiana State University is reportedly too drunk to comprehend that UF...

Breaking: Treon Harris under investigation after eating Flintstones vitamin

In the wake of Will Grier’s recent suspension for the use of performance-enhancing drugs, it is now Florida’s new starting quarterback Treon Harris who...

Grier forced to rely on good looks, charm for rest of year

UF starting quarterback Will Grier was suspended from the football team Monday after a failed drug test, forcing him to get through the rest...

Report: Grier only juiced up on refreshing Pepsi™ and Gatorade™

Florida-favorite Will Grier’s recent charge of performance-enhancing drug use has been correctly identified as simply high levels of refreshing Pepsi™ beverages and hydrating Gatorade™...