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LSU Tigers Added to Endangered Species List

Scientists and amateur football analysts have recently made the decision to add the LSU Tigers to the list of endangered animals and mascots. Their addition...

Student Loses Himself While DJing, Can’t Find Himself Afterwards

A University of Florida student is undergoing an existential crisis after becoming completely lost while DJing his own version of an EDM song. After being...

Girl Attends Multiple Crush Parties, Still Has No Crush

A University of Florida student has reported extreme discontent over the outcomes of this year's "crush parties." Mindy Page, 20, reportedly attended the crush parties...

UF Supreme Court: “Online voting to be decided by coin toss”

In a flip of decision earlier this morning, the UF Supreme Court announced that they will reconvene to review the upcoming electoral ballot. Online...

An open letter to my ex-quarterback

Dear Ex-Quarterback, Hi. I know it’s been a long time since we last spoke, and although we’ve gone our separate ways, I can’t help but...

UF To add 1 new parking spot

UF administration is making a “bold new move” in relieving one of the biggest concerns amongst students on campus. The associate director of UF...

7 things you need to know for Career Showcase

Dawn your ties and press your dresses, it's showcase time! Don't be the goofball with an untucked shirt or clammy hands-just follow this simple...

Op ed: Reitz Union is the biggest tease since my ex-girlfriend

Since I can remember, the Reitz Union has put up a wall between us. I sensed it immediately, and knew that it must’ve needed...