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Dennis Ends Six Year Social Experiment

The Turlington icon known only as “Dennis” has reportedly ended his six year-long social experiment yesterday after being banned from campus. The eclectic man, whose...

Wow! This Study Abroad Student Became Bilingual In 10 Days!

One student who participated in a study abroad program over summer has shocked and awed her peers this week by returning this semester completely...

Student Thrown Out of Overbooked SNAP Van

A medical student was forcibly removed from a SNAP van earlier today after refusing to leave peacefully. The student, Jonah Whitefield, was reportedly on a...

7 Ways to Recover from a Dance Marathon Hangover

You may have thought that the only way to recover from dancing for 26.2 hours in Dance Marathon would be sleep, but you'd be...

Key West Motorcycle – “You Should Have Seen the Other Guy”

The following statement was given by the Key West motorcycle after the incident with the Student Government president. It has been translated to English. Look,...

Turlington Finally Gets More Annoying Guy Than Preacher

After years of being the most abrasive character in Turlington Plaza, the PVC-pipe wielding preacher has finally been unseated by a guy with a...

Freshman blacks out on Arizona iced tea

According to eyewitnesses at local PoliSci student Rebecca Morse’s house party, a freshman student reportedly got ‘blackout drunk’ on a .99 Arizona iced tea...

Roommate’s Christmas Lights Finally Appropriate

One freshman’s Christmas lights that have been hung up in their dorm all year are finally appropriate for the season, according to her roommate. Jillian...