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Turlington Potato Mashed in Shocking Yet Festive Prank

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Sirens howled as they tore down 13th St. the morning after Thanksgiving. In Turlington Plaza, students flooded out of Marston basement like...
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REPORT: Fuchs Not Taking UF Breakup Well

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A blue mohawk, a lip piercing, and a fresh septum. These likely aren’t the three things that come to mind when one...
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Horrifying: FSU Flag Found Inside Halloween Candy

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While the rest of us spend Halloween with family and friends, enjoying tricks and treats, some lurk in the shadows, intent on...
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Ominous Broadcast Interrupts Homecoming Game

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Yesterday morning, the football stadium was ablaze in orange and blue colors as fans cheered and music played. Suddenly, silence fell as...
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Krishna Ditches Refills, Causes Local Recession

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The city of Gainesville has been consumed by a frenzy of unemployment, inflation and rising store prices after Krishna lunch ruled out...
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Broward Dining Attempts Emily Mariko Rice

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“Hashtag fresh!” yelled a beaming board member outside the doors of Broward Dining Hall last week. “More like for YUM page!” 
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Biochem Professor Forgets to Unmute For Entire Semester

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“I have literally not learned anything,” confided student Sarah Rangesh earlier this morning, when the penny finally dropped. “We are all definitely...
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UF To Require All Incoming Freshmen To Be Over 6 Feet Tall

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In a decision that “Definitely has nothing to do with being in the Top 5,” according to President Fuchs, UF is now...
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