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Study: FSU students talk about Gators more than UF students

Results from a recent study show that the average Florida State University student talks about the Gators significantly more than University of Florida students. “That...

Report: computer nerd from high school kind of cool now

In a rather shocking development, high school nerd Jake Peters is seen amongst the general populous at the University of Florida as “kinda cool.” Peters,...

7 things harder than making a field goal in the Swamp

Is it the wind? A force field? After this weekend's game against Florida Atlantic, it seems that splitting the uprights is just about impossible...

Starbucks to introduce “Just Coffee” this winter

Starbucks has been a trendsetter since its very conception, and in a groundbreaking press conference, CEO Howard Schultz said that his company has the...

UF student graduates, raises family before SNAP van finally arrives

A special report was brought to the Crocodile recently regarding an incident that took place in 1985, where a UF alumnus claims that his...

Student unsure of how to dress for Andy Grammer concert

In the wake of Student Government Productions’ recent announcement of an Andy Grammer concert with Magic! slated for Nov. 20, sophomore Nicole Boyd has...

Deadly gas leak still not a good enough reason to renovate music building

GAINESVILLE, FL - This past Tuesday, a disaster other than broken reeds and ill-tuned pianos struck the Music Building at UF. According to UFPD reports,...

Large Cloud given game ball after saving the day in Vanderbilt game

Gators Head Coach Jim McElwain has given a Large Cloud the game ball from Florida's victorious game against Vanderbilt this Saturday. McElwain said the...