Uma

I use humor as a coping mechanism.

Freshmen Gather Around Steam Vent to Simulate the Warmth of a Mother’s Hug

A group of juniors-by-credits, known colloquially as freshmen, were spotted huddling around a steam vent with outstretched arms and tear-filled eyes.  “At first I thought it...

Siddhartha Spotted at Krishna Lunch

It’s not often that a celebrity is seen on campus. Siddhartha, protagonist of the aptly named novel “Siddhartha,” was spotted eating Krishna Lunch in...

UF Decriminalizes Murdering Person in Your Booked Study Room

When it comes to booking library study rooms, every University of Florida student has felt the urge to commit murder. Thanks to a revolutionary...

Harvard Declares Itself ‘UF of the North’

After being declared a top eight private school, Harvard, a research university located in Cambridge, Massachusetts, is proud to adopt a new title: ”The...