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Endgame: Everything You Need to Know About Tebow’s Surprise Cameo

Audiences at the first showings of Avengers: Endgame Thursday night were both shocked and delighted to see University of Florida star player and sports...

Senior Makes Executive Decision to Wear White to Graduation

In a shocking turn of events, one graduating senior has finally made a last-minute decision that she will be wearing all white to her...

Stadium Closed After Being Flooded With Champagne

UF officials broke the shocking news on Monday afternoon that the stadium will be closed indefinitely after apparently being flooded with a dangerous combination...

Lazy Student Orders Honors Cords Off Ebay

As graduating seniors pick up their caps and gowns and withstand lines as long as Disney in summer, and the embarrassment of having a...

Raccoon Sees His Shadow; Brings Six More Weeks of Winter

Campus meteorologists sadly confirmed this week what many students hoped would not be true, that Gainesville can expect over a month more of this...

Student Secretly Excited to Use Cute Rain Boots

Gainesville has turned dark and gloomy today as campus awaits downpours, winds and even hail or tornados. But despite the mild dangers of going...

New Professor in Hawaiian Shirt Thought He’d Be Closer to the Beach

A campus professor known for his quirky attire that usually includes eccentric Hawaiian shirts and bizarre strappy sandals has admitted he thought his job...

Student’s Shoulder Breaks After Years of Carrying Oversized Purse

One UF student received an unusual injury this week after the tote bag she has been carrying her books, laptops, single earrings and granola...