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Student Asked to Pay Rent by Infirmary

One student who has been having a particularly difficult time with the infamous UF plague, claims that this week he was asked by the...

Fossil of Frozen Student Discovered in Campus Glacier

Campus scientists made a shocking discovery Monday morning, after unearthing an intact fossil of what appeared to be a University of Florida student riding...

Student Buys Textbook On Way Out of Midterms

Freshman political science major Tommy Nutmeg made a shocking discovery last Tuesday. After turning in his midterm and stepping out of the stuffy Keene-Flint...

Student Picks Really Bad Time to Jaywalk on Campus

One student reportedly picked the worst possible time to jaywalk on campus, when he decided to cross the street between Little Hall and Library...

Student Has Ethical Crisis After Price-Gouging LSU Ticket

One student has reportedly suffered from some kind of existential crisis after selling his unclaimed LSU football ticket for almost 5 times the price...

Library East To Be Replaced With Single iPad

Correspondents from the UF Library System made a shocking announcement this week, revealing that the historic but little known Library East will be torn...

Roommates Already Giving Up On Making Dorm Cute

Two freshman roommates moved into their dorm last week with visions of putting their interior design skills to the test to transform their 12...

BREAKING: Professor Doesn’t Care About Summer Class Either

Shocking news has surfaced today, that one UF professor has willingly admitted that he cares just as little about the summer class he is...