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Reitz Union Fence finally falls, unites East and West campus

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Students have cause to rejoice this week as the fence surrounding the new addition to the Reitz Student Union has finally fallen, reuniting the...
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Sophomore can finally wear UF18 shirt without humiliation

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A second-year UF student made an exciting discovery this week, when he realized he can finally wear the class shirt he received at preview...
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Report: Construction workers just banging on stuff

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The numerous construction sites around the University of Florida have been recently revealed to actually be just a bunch of dudes banging on stuff. The...
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FSU student rejoices in one day he can feel better than Gators

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Following an embarrassing performance by the Florida Gators football team, one FSU student is reportedly experiencing the happiest day of his life. Florida State University...
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Gators football team replaced by Gainesville Police Department

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Following a successful touchdown pass to Cpl. Norman of the Gainesville Police Department, Coach McElwain has decided to replace the entire football team with...
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Live: UF dad already getting pretty rowdy

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We have received inside reports that a UF alumni and father of a current student is already causing a scene while tailgating for the...
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Student frustrated to find no Black Friday discounts on tuition

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After a day of saying how much stuff she had to be thankful for, Freshman Ashley Fitzpatrick was prepared to take out anybody that...
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FSU student too busy with UF hate week to go home

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It has been reported that one FSU student has decided to stay on campus this Thanksgiving break rather than going home due to UF...
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