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Frat Runs Out of Party Ideas, Throws Party-Themed Party

After a long semester of recycling party themes, the fraternity brothers of UF are tired of throwing beach-themed bashes and ski lodge soirées for...

Student Spring Cleans for Semester; Drops All Classes 

Fourth year student Sarah Harrison started her Spring semester at UF with a completely new perspective. She resolved to remove all negativity in her...

Student Breaks Out Favorite Sweater for Fall, Melts

There hasn’t been much of a chill in the ‘Ville this fall, but that hasn't stopped freshman Anna Roberts from pretending Florida has seasons. Recently,...

The Standard’s Rooftop Pool Found to be Clear Natty Light

No running, no diving, and now no chugging is allowed at this popular Gainesville apartment’s pool. After one of The Standard’s resident complained about...

Sorority Girl Decides Which Sticker to Put On Hydroflask

Amber Collins is facing a monumental decision that will affect her for many semesters to come. She sits contemplating the choice, glancing between her...