After a long semester of recycling party themes, the fraternity brothers of UF are tired of throwing beach-themed bashes and ski lodge soirées for the masses. From camouflage-filled functions to “workout bros and yoga hoes,” nearly every potential theme has been exhausted. This inspired the brothers of Pike to throw a party with an entirely new theme.
“Yeah, so Chad was like ‘yo,’ and I was like ‘sup,’ and he was like ‘party themed party,’ and I was like ‘bet that sounds chillin,’ and that’s how we came up with the idea,” says Brad Higgins of Pike when asked how they were inspired.
The party will feature all of the typical elements of a frat party, including red solo cups, Mo Bamba playing every hour on the hour, your best friend hooking up with someone they just met in the corner, and a slight feeling of regret and self-hatred. However, it will be missing that element of a suggested dress code, forcing its attendees to get creative with their outfits.
“What am I supposed to wear? What do people wear to parties?! I just don’t know what I’m supposed to do here. I guess I’ll just buy a bunch of tube tops on Fashion Nova during my chem lecture,” said avid party-goer Natalie Liebman.
There’s no telling how this party will turn out given the novelty of its theme, but rest assured, Instagram captions tailored to the theme are already in the works.