The University of Florida announced this morning that it will be opening a high-end hookah lounge in Ben Hill Griffin Stadium. The decision was made after the college noted how many students enjoyed inhaling the clouds of smoke created by the touchdown fireworks at the football game Saturday. The statement already has thousands of students excitedly anticipating the opening of the club, to be called “Swamp Shisha,” which will offer students exclusive Pepsi beverages and feature a smoke trick show by Allstate Albert the Alligator.
Honestly I’d never even vaped before, but after the game I realized how much fun it was to feel your lungs fill with hot smoke,”
Said one game-goer, Bradley Poers, 18.
“I can’t wait for the new club to open so I can recreate the feeling without even having to wait for our team to play well!”
The new lounge, as reported by one UF representative, will boast state of the art hookah rigs and hundreds of different vapor flavors such as: Touchdown Tangerine, McElwain Marshmallow, and every variety of Gatorade. Students who have season tickets will have unlimited access to the lounge Monday through Friday, and can even enjoy the sounds of the band practicing the national anthem in close proximity from hours 12-3AM. From the amount of RSVP’s to the event on Facebook, the new club should enjoy a hefty turnout from amateurs and expert smokers alike.
“Yeah, I’ve been vaping for about 3 years, and I’m pretty much a professional by now. I like to bring it out at parties and stuff ‘cause I know girls think seeing me make different shapes out of smoke is pretty hot,”
Matty Locke told Crocodile reporters,
I’ll definitely be hitting up Swamp Shisha to show them how it’s done. Plus, I hear the new smoke-capable Albert is chill af”
In regards to the strict tobacco-free regulations across campus, the hookah lounge will be the only exception, and provide a much-desired haven to the smokers who previously had to make the arduous trek to the other side of University Avenue.
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