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FSU accepts syphilis into freshman class

A recent study by stdcheck.com indicated that Florida State University ranked third in the nation for Sexually Transmitted Disease incidents. As acceptance season comes to...

Report: Colton getting too jacked to double scoot

GAINESVILLE, FL – In a report that will disrupt on-campus transportation for the rest of the semester, it seems as though Colton may be,...

BREAKING: Guy from last night might not actually be Irish

GAINESVILLE, FL – Awaking from an eventful and alcohol-fueled St. Patrick’s Day in her one-night stand’s apartment, student Camilla Toher this morning came to...

Editorial: I don’t care if I’m the first to say it: these anti-abortion folks are taking it a bit too far

By Ronald Greyson By now you’ve probably seen the annual arrival of one of the most notorious groups on campus: the anti-abortion protesters. Well folks,...

Regretful parents show video about the horrors of child raising in Turlington

In response to Created Equal’s decision to display a video of an actual abortion in the Plaza of the Americas, Gainesville’s regretful parents have...

Hardened criminal gets MIP at midtown

GAINESVILLE, FL – Following an intense confrontation with the long arm of the law, UF student Corey Greyson found himself on the receiving end...

New Gator uniforms to be black and blue, white and gold

University of Florida head coach Jim McElwain called it “a glimpse into the future.” Others called it “fucking stupid.” Starting next season, the Gators football team...

Anarchy Party wins election, Reitz Union in flames

GAINESVILLE – After the University of Florida’s most contested and vibrant election in the history of the school, a single party emerged victorious. Shortly...

Girl takes first ever Instagram picture of Century Tower

GAINESVILLE -- Brandi Lombardi, second-year public relations major, thought she made history Monday afternoon when she was struck by an idea to take a...