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Freshman ‘Definitely’ Going To Study This Semester

After an abrupt wake up call last semester, University of Florida freshman Timothy Jones has declared that he is indeed going to study this...

Turlington Potato Falls, Crushes Two

Disaster struck last night when UF’s least distinguished landmark dislodged and rolled across campus, resulting in dozens of injuries and 2 fatalities. The potato...

Local Walmart Sold Out of Pastel Shorts and Button Ups Amid Crippling Surplus of School Supplies

National retail chain Walmart was reeling after unusual inventory issues following the beginning of the 2013 fall semester. They experienced a deluge of students...

Gators Win National Championship

University of Florida emerged victorious after a complete shut out in the 2014 BCS Bowl. The win over FSU came as no surprise, as...