A local student has failed to adequately study for their exams this past weekend despite their 93-second-long snapchat story stating that they were doing exactly that.
Stacey Reed, a UF sophomore, has reportedly just “totally failed” her psychology exam even after three full days of snapchatting that she was going to study.
The pics of me in Club West are still on my story,”
Said Reed through her tears.
“Well, there are the ones from Cantina too, but still.”
According to sources, Reed started studying Sunday night in Marston, where she snapchatted herself pulling an all-nighter, but in fact got so distracted by the unflattering lighting from the library’s fluorescents that she forget to even open her 600-page textbook.
“I tried to go over some of the vocabulary with her yesterday,”
Said Ashley Belk, Reed’s classmate who found her at the library on Monday morning.
“But instead she just asked me to take a picture of her pretending to read a book. It wasn’t even a book from our class!”
Reed’s snapchat shows that somewhere around Monday afternoon she relocated to Library West for “more natural lighting” and used the rest of her Flex Bucks to buy multiple Starbucks drinks until she got a postable selfie. From there, Reed decided to go back to her apartment to change into a different outfit and take a few pictures snuggling her roommate’s cat.
It wasn’t until I got out of the shower that I realized my exam was the next morning,”
Said Reed, who now snapchatted herself making a frowny face.
“I tried to find my notes but they had melted Frappuccino all over them. How am I supposed to snapchat my exam if it has a huge red F on it?”
Reed took her exam this morning and has informed reporters that while she still most likely won’t receive a very photogenic grade, she has come to terms with the consequences.
“It might suck if I have to retake my classes, but at least I’ll get a whole other semester to snapchat myself making funny faces in lecture.”