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Study: It Really Do Be Like That Sometimes

Ever failed an exam that you spent hours upon hours studying for? Or lose your wallet at a football game? A recent study shows that yes, it really do be like that sometimes. On average, it do be like that a whopping 76% of the time for students at the University of Florida.

“I find that it really do be like that every day of my life,” said Johnny Matthews, a fifth year mechanical engineering major. “It honestly really do be like that more than it don’t be like that.”

The Counseling and Wellness Center advises students like Matthews to schedule an appointment to determine why it really do be like that sometimes and if there’s any way to stop it or make it less frequent.

“We’re here to help students with these kinds of problems although it really do be like that sometimes,” said Jeanne Ann, a spokesperson for the Counseling and Wellness Center. “I can remember my college days when it really did be like that sometimes. These things don’t change.”

The study explains that when students say “it really do be like that sometimes” they’re correct and not just trying to cope with their misfortunes. Researchers asked themselves if it really did be like that for the several students who participated in the study and found that it did sometimes.

“They made me drop a Chicken Tender Pub Sub that wasn’t even on sale and we all realized it really do be like that sometimes,” said Katie Leery, a first year Education major and participant in the study.

Researchers found that the more a student drinks alcohol, the more it really do be like that sometimes, whereas the more a student drinks water, the less it really do be like that.

The Department of Anthropology, the party responsible for the study, plans on researching whether he had to do it to them or not in the coming weeks.