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How to Make Your Gator Dining Favorites at Home

Missing Broward Dining a little too much? Wishing you could relive the exhilarating feeling of swiping your Gator1 to get in? Lucky...

UF Commencement to be Held via Astral Projection

In accordance with the latest Coronavirus guidance, the University of Florida has made the difficult decision to cancel all plans to hold...

Student Returns to Full Time Job as Family Tech Support

UF senior Steven Johnston has made his dream a reality despite the stay at home order by securing a professional career in...

Final Exams Continue Despite Societal Collapse

The University of Florida has announced that it will move forward with exam week despite the beams of society collapsing left and...

Student Government Issues $12.00 Stimulus Check

In response to mounting criticism over the fact that they have done nothing to address the impacts of the Covid-19 pandemic on...

RA Attempts to Hold Floor Meeting Over Zoom

Kimberly Martin, an RA in Broward Hall, recently attempted to hold a floor meeting for her residents over Zoom.After all of her...

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Turlington Biker Fears No God, Rules, Or Masters

A sacrilegious bicycle rider known as the Turlington Biker has been terrorizing innocent people in Turlington Plaza. Students are cowering behind The Potato with bruised ankles...

Local dad makes billionth joke about Weed Science building

After years of being relentlessly mocked by faculty and passersby alike, The Institute of Food and Agricultural Science’s Weed Science building celebrated the telling of...

Alabama fan to brush tooth before SEC game

In order to get dressed up for the SEC Championship game, University of Alabama student Cletus Dunlop has decided to brush his tooth Friday...

Girl Decorates Dorm With Exotic Tapestry From Target

A freshman student has been commended for her astounding interior design skills after she decorated the walls of her double room dorm with a...

Report: Group project has now turned into solo project

A final group project for an introduction to speaking class seems to have rapidly transformed into a final solo project for one freshman student,...

Late Guy in Suit Really Wants Class to Know He Had Interview

According to his Intro to Accounting class, one student burst in through the door of his 23 minutes after the lecture had begun, and...

Shands in Need of More Orange and Blue Blood Donations

For the first time in decades the Gator Nation appears to be facing a shortage in school pride as SHANDS begs students to bleed...

Report: Construction workers just banging on stuff

The numerous construction sites around the University of Florida have been recently revealed to actually be just a bunch of dudes banging on stuff. The...