Step up your party game this weekend and impress your friends with these awesome drinks created by the god of partying himself, Dionysus. Each recipe is tested by all of the Crocodile interns in a weekly hazing ritual, so we know they’re safe. Make sure to drink responsibly! We’re required by law to say that.
“The Cold Front”
Ingredients:
– Vodka (from freezer)
– Liquid Nitrogen
– Ice
With the recent cold weather hitting Gainesville, we need something get in the mood. Fill a shaker with ice and add both ingredients. Pour into a glass over more ice and enjoy! Remember if you can still feel your hands, it needs more ice.
“The Flailing Bulldog”
Ingredients:
– Peach schnapps
– Gatorade (any color)
Here’s a great drink to celebrate our recent win over Georgia. Fill a bucket 1/4 of the way with peach schnapps. Then pour Gatorade all over that shit.
“The Amendment 2”
Ingredients:
– Bob Marley “Mellow Mood” Tea
– Tears of Rick Scott
– “Definitely not THC”
– Probably some Cheetos
Mix the first three ingredients in a collins glass and just chill out man. Maybe put on some music or something. Definitely eat the Cheetos.