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At 11:11am yesterday on 11/11, one UF student had a special wish; to rid themselves of their crippling student debt. Marjory Baxter, the student...

The month of Breast Cancer Awareness has come to a close, and concerned American citizens are looking to promote awareness for a different illness...

The Crocodile Rap Investigation team has just uncovered that 2 Chainz upcoming concert is nothing more than an excuse to come to UF and...

It was just announced that the reason behind Florida’s re-election of its republican governor Rick Scott was punishment for losing a bet to the...

JACKSONVILLE/GAINESVILLE, FL – In a move that is sure to get the attention of the Nobel Prize committee, engineers at UF developed a time...

After incessantly emailing and advertising for months, UF’s presidential search committee still cannot find anyone interested in succeeding Bernie Machen. The committee developed a...

GAINESVILLE, FL – Despite what sources are currently calling an “operations malfunction” at Saturday’s presentation of country singer Luke Bryan’s “Farm Tour,” 21-year old...

The cause of the upper respiratory viral infection sweeping University of Florida campus has been linked to a GatorWell marketing strategy gone horribly wrong. Thanks...

The UFPD has recently established a so-called “rumor hotline” in an attempt to gather information about the mysterious white male that has been terrorizing...