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UF student trapped in residence hall during winter break

GAINESVILLE, Fla.-- A University of Florida freshman was discovered trapped in a residence hall by his resident assistant after Christmas break. John McAllister, 18, a...

Snow storm hits campus, no students around to see it

GAINESVILLE, Fla. – A mysterious snowstorm has hovered over the University of Florida for the last 24 hours dumping over eight inches of snow...

Thoughtful Family Member Gets Student Gator Shirt for Christmas

GAINESVILLE, FL – Using penetrating insight to decipher the enigmatic passions of his nephew who goes to the University of Florida, Jerry Schwartz this...

Edgy student waits until last moment to register for classes

Despite being cleared to register since mid-October, Franz Orwell, a senior anthropology major and local douche, doesn’t plan on choosing classes until the last...

Broward Dining Center to sell cookies online

GAINESVILLE, Fla— In an effort to keep up with the Girl Scouts’ decision to sell its cookies via the web, the University of Florida’s very...

Treon Harris and Jameis Winston Settle Rivalry With A Game of Chess

GAINESVILLE, Fla.-- After the recent football game that was called “barbaric” and “an inadequate showcase of our many talents” by sport fans and critics...

Thanksgiving Concert Has Students Deciding to Turn Up Rather Than See Lame Families

Tis the season for college students to go home for the holidays; or maybe not. One highly anticipated hip-hop concert, set to take place...

Muschamp to Undergo Face Swap Procedure

GAINESVILLE, Fla. -- In a press conference held yesterday morning, the former University of Florida head football coach Will Muschamp said that he will...

Link Between ADD Diagnosis and Cash Surplus, Study Shows

GAINESVILLE, FL – A study conducted by UF researchers this past October discovered a link between attention-deficit disorder and a surplus of spending money...