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Student Wins Award for Creative WiFi Name

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One clever student has won a prestigious award from the University of Florida for her innovative WiFi name. In an effort to make people like...
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Study: It Really Do Be Like That Sometimes

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Ever failed an exam that you spent hours upon hours studying for? Or lose your wallet at a football game? A recent study shows...
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Pledge of Allegiance to be Replaced With Academic Honor Code at Football Games

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The University of Florida Athletic Association is partnering with the Dean of Students to make the experience at UF football games more exciting for...
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Voter Registration Advocates Expand to Midtown Bars

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Next time you go out to Mid for a night of cheap drinks and wild adventures you could be approached about registering to vote. The group...
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Couple Goes to Southwest Rec Once, Calls Themselves “Swolemates”

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Southwest Recreation Center is a state of the art gym and many students flock to it to work out and sweat. But to some...
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Student Already Statistically Incapable of Passing Class

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A new academic record has been set at the University of Florida as one student has already guaranteed themselves a failing grade in a...
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UFPD Stops Underground Scooter Racing Ring

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A UFPD spokesman announced that they had stopped a heinous crime ring this week, by exposing a gang of scooter racing deviants on campus. “We...
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RTS Buses to Save Gas by Just Slowing Down Instead of Stopping

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RTS revealed an innovative new plan Monday to save money by simply prohibiting drivers to come to a complete and full stop. Saying that too...
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