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Saban left empty-handed after McElwain steals kicker, wife

Growing up in high school, Nicholas Saban had it rough. Constantly plagued by commitment issues, he just couldn’t seem to keep people around. Walking...

Report: girl actually studying much less than snapchat story suggests

A local student has failed to adequately study for their exams this past weekend despite their 93-second-long snapchat story stating that they were doing...

CS student makes innovative “hello world” app

One Computer Science major at the University of Florida is hoping to make some waves with his very first “Hello World!” app. Arthur Roskow, a...

McElwain turns Gatorade into wine

During festivities last night celebrating his being named SEC Coach of the Year, Coach Jim McElwain turned gallons of Gatorade into red wine. Witnesses...

Professor uses final exams to rake in extra cash

A Professor at the University of Florida is reportedly taking advantage of finals season to make a little extra cash off of his students...

Bookstore to release “Midtown” scented candle

The University of Florida bookstore has surprised students this semester by releasing a limited edition candle to be exclusively sold through on-campus outlets. Campus officials...

7 things rarer than a completed pass in a Gators game

Is Treon imagining wide receivers that aren't actually there? Does the offensive line just forget what's happening before he has time to throw the...

Alabama fan to brush tooth before SEC game

In order to get dressed up for the SEC Championship game, University of Alabama student Cletus Dunlop has decided to brush his tooth Friday...