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Student accidentally goes to class while searching for Pokémon

A chemistry student made a terrible mistake this week after he accidentally attended one of his morning classes while looking for a Pokemon. Jamie Lancer,...

American History TA ruins 4th of July party

Despite the fireworks, parties and parades around every corner of Gainesville today, one group of students is missing out on the festivities they hoped...

Student excited to trade boring summer classes for boring summer job

A UF student has reportedly informed friends and family of his overwhelming excitement to be taking a position at a part-time job instead of...

Ramen sales rise due to lack of summer Bright Futures

From first-hand reports in the grocery stores of Gainesville, sales of ramen noodles have increased drastically within the last week. Ever since summer students at...

BREAKING: Reitz Union votes to leave UF

After a recent poll, the residents of the Reitz Union have voted to leave the University of Florida. The results of the poll have shocked...

Student still working on summer body prays for one last cold front

In mid-January Sophomore Chris Gutierrez decided that he could postpone his workouts until later on in the year, when he could finally get the...

Freshman student celebrates lonely summer birthday

GAINESVILLE, FL—As if summers in Gainesville needed more reasons to be depressing, the stories of lonely, forgotten birthdays of summer students have recently come...

Student “almost” ready to begin Summer A online coursework

A UF student made waves on campus when she announced she would soon begin her online class for Summer A. “But not, like, tomorrow or...