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Student lists dorm on AirBnB

One enterprising UF student is shaking up the local housing market by listing his dorm room on the popular AirBnB app. UF Sophomore Kenneth Higgins...

Freshman grows patchy beard to prove adulthood

A UF freshman has reportedly been growing a “beard” since Summer B began to prove his maturity and masculinity. Despite his frequent assertions...

Students disappear after not posting game day photo

A few days after the complete shutout of the North Texas green-bird-whatevers, reports are coming in that some students who claimed to have attended...

North Texas Frantically Looks to Recruit Team for Football Game

The North Texas Football Program is eager to play the Gators on their big day in The Swamp, but still have one obstacle to...

UF Health physicians recommend washing hands after touching FSU students

In reaction to an outbreak of Hand, Foot and Mouth disease at Florida State University, UF Health physicians are urging any UF students to...

OP-ED: Volunteer unconvinced that you are actually registered to vote

Despite your best efforts, the volunteer asking you if you’re registered to vote will never be convinced that you actually are. “Are you eligible to...

Art major failing statistics doesn’t know chances of getting job

UF Sophomore Stephanie McCormick is on track to fail her Intro to Statistics class and it may affect her more than she realizes.  McCormick...

POLL: What should we name that hurricane that just passed?

There's no question that the 5 minute torrential downpour that just graced campus was more exciting than Hurricane Hermine ever was. A storm that...