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Gators wondering when March Madness starts

The Florida Gators basketball team has been eagerly awaiting their invitation to March Madness the past few weeks, but they have now began wondering if it will even start on time. Past years have seen the team play as early as...

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FSU accepts syphilis into freshman class

A recent study by stdcheck.com indicated that Florida State University ranked third in the nation for Sexually Transmitted Disease incidents. As acceptance season comes to a close across universities all over the nation, one...

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How you’re celebrating St. Patrick’s Day

1. Flirting with some chick who obviously dyed their hair red. 2. Wearing your only piece of green clothing hoping it’ll get you somewhere. 3. Not wearing green clothing because fuck the status quo. 4. Hanging out at Cantina...

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